Titty Twister-Rita Recipe

Ingredients

3 parts Vodka

4 cups (Crushed) Ice

1 part Lime Juice

3 parts Tropicana

1 part Sweet and Sour Mix

3 parts Daiquiri Mix

Titty Twister-Rita Directions

Pour the ingredients into a blender over crushed ice. Blend until you see the top of the mix stop moving. Pour into a margarita glass and garnish with a lemon or lime slice.

Serve Titty Twister-Rita in a Beer Mug

Titty Excreation Recipe

Ingredients

1 part Butterscotch Schnapps

2 parts Mountain Dew

Titty Excreation Directions

Pour in a big glass. Mix. It’s best when it’s cold and on the rocks.

Serve Titty Excreation in a Beer Mug

Timberwolf Recipe

Ingredients

1 oz Vodka

1 oz Tequila

1 oz Creme de Noyaux

1 oz Grain Alcohol

1 oz Light Rum

1 oz Gin

(Fill to Top) Orange Juice

Timberwolf Directions

Mix together in a large glass and fill remainder of glass with orange juice. Serve cold.

Serve Timberwolf in a Collins Glass

Tiffany Marshall Recipe

Ingredients

1 liter Vodka

1 liter Dark Rum

Lemon Juice

1/2 liter Orange Juice

3 liters Soda Water

Tiffany Marshall Directions

Mix as punch (Lemon Juice to taste). Add orange or lemon slices, or olives.

Serve Tiffany Marshall in a Beer Mug

The Whammie Recipe

Ingredients

1 oz Vodka

1 oz Light Rum

1 oz Spiced Rum

1 oz Raspberry Liqueur

1 oz Creme de Cassis

1 oz Peach Brandy

1 oz Creme de Bananes

Orange Juice

Pineapple Juice

2 oz Grenadine

The Whammie Directions

Fill a 20 ounce glass with ice. Add the 7 shots. Finish off with with equal parts orange and pineapple juice. Add grenadine until it turns pink. Top with cherries.

Serve The Whammie in a Hurricane Glass

The Liver Transplant Recipe

Ingredients

1 1/2 oz Southern Comfort

1 1/2 oz Vodka

1 1/2 oz Amaretto

1 1/2 oz Raspberry Liqueur

1 1/2 oz Rum

1 1/2 oz Creme de Almond

3 oz Orange Juice

3 oz Pineapple Juice

1 oz Sweet and Sour Mix

The Liver Transplant Directions

Pour over ice. Stir, dont shake.

Serve The Liver Transplant in a Hurricane Glass