Monkey Spanker Recipe

Ingredients

3 oz Bourbon

1 can Ginger Ale

Monkey Spanker Directions

Pour 2 – 3 oz whiskey into a beer glass, and fill with vernors ginger ale.

Serve Monkey Spanker in a Beer Mug

Monkey La La Recipe

Ingredients

1 oz Vodka

1 oz Coffee Liqueur

1 scoop Ice Cream

4 oz Half and Half

2 oz Coconut Cream

Monkey La La Directions

Blend until smooth and frothy.

Serve Monkey La La in a Hurricane Glass

Monkey In a Tree Recipe

Ingredients

1/2 oz Midori Melon Liqueur

1 1/2 oz Coconut Rum

1/2 oz Creme de Bananes

Pineapple Juice

1/8 oz Grenadine

Monkey In a Tree Directions

Add rum, creme de banane and grenadine to a collins glass. Almost fill with pineapple juice, and mix. Float midori on top, and serve.

Serve Monkey In a Tree in a Collins Glass

Monkey Gland Recipe

Ingredients

2 oz Gin

1 tsp Pernod

2 oz Orange Juice

2 tsp Grenadine

Monkey Gland Directions

Shake and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with a slice of orange wrapped around a cherry.

Serve Monkey Gland in a Cocktail Glass

Monkey Doo Recipe

Ingredients

1 oz Banana Liqueur

4 oz Mountain Dew

Monkey Doo Directions

Stir ingredients together in a highball glass 3/4 filled with ice cubes, and serve.

Serve Monkey Doo in a Highball Glass

Monkey Cum Recipe

Ingredients

6 oz Vodka

1/2 scoops Banana

1 cup Milk

Monkey Cum Directions

Combine the milk and half-banana in a blender for several seconds until only slightly lumpy. Add the vodka and blend well. Pour into a hurricane glass, add a straw and serve.

Serve Monkey Cum in a Hurricane Glass